Feb 18 2010

SpongeBob Helps President Obama Make it the Best Day Ever!

Published by at 11:03 pm under Observations on Domestic Affairs

SpongeBob Helps President Obama

SpongeBob Helps President Obama

President Obama is under a lot of  pressure. He needs a sidekick to help him keep things in perspective and support him at all times. A Laverne to his Shirley, a Spock to his Captain Kirk, a Richie to his Fonzie. In fact this week an article in the Honolulu Advertiser stated the Hawaii Department of Health still gets up to 50 requests a month for President Obama’s birth certificate. Really, is this still an issue more than a year after the election?

With all these naysayers and critical voices President Obama needs a positive influence. An amigo or staffer that can inject some zest in the face of two wars, a dismal economic outlook and global calamities. A fresh face that can reach across the aisle and bridge the gap between Republicans and Democrats. An unjaded DC insider full of enthusiasm that could charm even the most sour mouthed politicos. There is one name that comes to mind – SpongeBob Square Pants!

SpongeBob could start by co-hosting a Tupperware party with Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh for the Tea Party Movement. Grab a mani-pedi with Rep. Michelle Bachman and Ann Coulter. Invite Senators Orrin Hatch and Saxby Chambliss to yoga and a fruit smoothie. Perhaps even help White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel clean up his infamous potty mouth?



I hear you; these crusty politicians will eat him alive. But SpongeBob is not immune to the cranky. For those who don’t watch the show, SpongeBob works at the Krusty Krab and his neighbor is Squidward who is a “whiny stick-in-the-mud; a self-centered snob who imagines himself to be sophisticated and talented, but he’s rather average and untalented.” Pack your bags SpongeBob, you are more than qualified for DC, the country needs you. (Photos: Nickelodeon)


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  1. peter mon 21 Feb 2010 at 11:44 am

    good luck

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